Sunday, 19 April 2009

Television

It is not that television is entertaining but that it has made entertainment itself the natural format for the representation of all experience. The problem is not that television presents us with entertaining subject matter but that all subject matter is presented as entertaining.

— Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death

Thursday, 9 April 2009

Vanessa Paradis - Lucky Guy

I was watching some Rickie Lee Jones videos on YouTube when I came across this. It is Vanessa Paradis singing Rickie's song; "Lucky Guy", and I have to say I love it. I have never heard anyone cover a Rickie Lee Jones song before and sound anywhere near as good as the original. This comes very close!

Sunday, 8 March 2009

Home Truths

I have recently been reading a book entitled "Actually Factually: Mind-Blowing Myths, Muddles and Misconceptions", by Guy Campbell. I have to say that I can't put the damn thing down. It is full of all the old wives tales you have heard since childhood and the book sets out to tell you if they are true or not.

Carrots help you to see in the dark. Is a deliberate lie from World War Two. British pilots were shooting down more German planes than usual thanks to a new long-distance radar system. To keep the radar secret, the Government spread a rumour that pilots had been put on a high-carrot diet to improve their night vision.

Heinz have 57 varieties. In truth there are thousands. The labels boast of 57 because founder Henry Heinz thought the numbers five and seven were lucky.

However the most disturbing one concerns whether Lemmings actually jump off cliffs or not. It turns out that this event was "captured" on camera in a 1958 Disney film called; "White Wilderness". Further investigation found the film crew took the animals there and herded them off the cliff to provide a sad ending to the film.

I shall never think of Mr Disney in the same light ever again.

Monday, 23 February 2009

A Remarkable Picture?



At first glance there is nothing remarkable about this picture. I am sure it happens all over the world. Someone wanting a part for their car visits a local scrapyard to see if they can obtain the part they require at a knock down price. This particular picture was taken in Bangkok and shows a car mechanic searching for a spare part amongst a pile of scrap.

The one thing that makes this picture remarkable, is that it wasn't taken at a scrapyard. Instead, the search for a spare part in a pile of junk was at the side of a street!

Monday, 16 February 2009

Don't You Just Hate Kids?

A friend of my daughters was at a loss for someone to look after her 6 year old, after being let down at the last minute. Having no major plans for the day I volunteered my services. I was met with laughter from my daughter who wanted to know how I would entertain a 6 year old on the spare of the moment.

After 20 minutes of jokes, mostly at my expense, I was left with the afore mentioned 6 year old to entertain.

I have to say it was the funniest, most enjoyable four hours I have spent in a long time. We decided we were going to draw a picture and write a poem. I thought I would share the results...



Big fat elephant, big fat nose.
His favourite food is cheerios.
He goes to bed at quarter past five.
He lives in one big gigantic beehive!

Now can someone explain to me why it took me years to learn how to touch type and attempt computer graphics while a 6 year old can pick it up in four hours?

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Where Is Life Going?

January is already nearly at an end. Life just seems to be whirling along at tornado speeds right now. I really wish I could find a way to slow it down and just have more time to relax and enjoy more of life. I keep thinking about things I should do, things that I could go and enjoy... then I just get this total feeling of "Blah" and I can't be bothered and so another day goes by.

A little Seasonal Affective Disorder anyone?

Friday, 16 January 2009

Life On Mars?



I am a great fan of science-fiction and have to admit to a certain amount of excitement this week. After years of uncertainty; scientists have announced that there could well be life on Mars. It turns out that methane is being produced on the planet and this can only come from one of two sources; the gas could be produced either by geological activity or by life.

Some of the NASA Scientists are speculating that microbes could have survived for millions of years under the Martian permafrost layer in deep canyons of liquid below the ice. NASA will be launching another "Rover" mission in 2011 which will carry instruments that have the potential to distinguish between methane that is produced by geochemical means and that which is of biological origin.

Am I the only one who thinks it is ironic that, after all the different ways science-fiction stories had us discovering life on Mars, we should find it from traces of it farting?

Arthur C Clarke is surely turning in his grave!

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

End Of Morris Dancing?



According to the BBC News Service; Morris Dancing, one of the oldest forms of British dance, could be on the verge of dying out. One association, the; "Morris Ring", says young people are often too embarrassed to take part.

Get away! I cant understand why?

Thursday, 25 December 2008

Merry Christmas

While I hope everyone is having a great Christmas; maybe it is worth sparing a thought today for others whose day may not go as well as our own. For example...

This year an estimated 250,000 civilians in the Democratic Republic of Congo have fled their homes following the violence in their country...



Our guys are still in Irag...



Thousands of civilians were trapped in the fighting around South Ossetia when Georgia tried to retake the region by force...



Global food prices have made basic food stuffs like rice, corn and cooking oils too expensive for many people all over the world...



Our guys are still in Afghanistan...



Have a great day!

Saturday, 29 November 2008

Your Country Needs YOU!!

I am sure you don't need me to tell you of the latest terrorist attacks that have taken place in Mumbai, India. What is the answer to this worldwide problem? How do we put a end to it? Governments, armies, in fact everybody, has had a go at trying to stop these extremists from causing death and destruction on a worldwide scale, with no real success...

...now I think it is my turn to come up with a cunning plan!



I have noticed two things about the extremists. Firstly, it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked and, apparently, he must commit suicide if he does. Secondly, the Koran does not approve of alcohol.

I think we could use these two "weaknesses" against the terrorists and weed them out. I say we have a day of action next weekend.

Next Sunday, 7th December 2008 at 4:00pm, I am asking all women across the Western World to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling the block for one hour should be enough for this anti-terrorist effort.

For our part, all men are asked to position themselves in front of their houses to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all women. A cold six-pack at our side would be further proof of our anti-terrorist sentiments.

I do appreciate your efforts to root out terrorists and applaud your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. I know it won't be easy, but we must be take on this hardship to bring an end to extremist terrorism.

Your Country Needs YOU!!