Your Country Needs YOU!!

I am sure you don't need me to tell you of the latest terrorist attacks that have taken place in Mumbai, India. What is the answer to this worldwide problem? How do we put a end to it? Governments, armies, in fact everybody, has had a go at trying to stop these extremists from causing death and destruction on a worldwide scale, with no real success...

...now I think it is my turn to come up with a cunning plan!



I have noticed two things about the extremists. Firstly, it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked and, apparently, he must commit suicide if he does. Secondly, the Koran does not approve of alcohol.

I think we could use these two "weaknesses" against the terrorists and weed them out. I say we have a day of action next weekend.

Next Sunday, 7th December 2008 at 4:00pm, I am asking all women across the Western World to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling the block for one hour should be enough for this anti-terrorist effort.

For our part, all men are asked to position themselves in front of their houses to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all women. A cold six-pack at our side would be further proof of our anti-terrorist sentiments.

I do appreciate your efforts to root out terrorists and applaud your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. I know it won't be easy, but we must be take on this hardship to bring an end to extremist terrorism.

Your Country Needs YOU!!